*Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
*I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week
*I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
*I intend to live forever - so far, so good
*If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
*Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!
*Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy..
*If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something..
*Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film..
*Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
*OK, so what's the speed of dark?
*Black holes are where God divided by zero..
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