Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Bad Kitty....Bad, Bad Kitty


Poor Humans


Great Vacation Spot


Redneck Dating Etiquette

Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.

Headline That Sucks

Spay/neuter clinic set for low income families

Pretty Much Sums Up Many On The Internet


Good For You!


Thursday, April 12, 2012

No Thanks

Yum Yum

When I Become Omnipotent

Bacon will be a major food group.


Would Make A Great Bumper Sticker

And Don't You Forget It!

Captain Of A Space Pirate Ship

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Quote Of The Day

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill

Bacon. Not Just For Breakfast Anymore.


Best! Trash! Can! Ever!

Sign Of The Times

Senior Luncheon Will No Longer Include Lunch

What Were Those Birds Eating?

Seems Like An Odd Solution

Good Question

Monday, February 20, 2012

Bad News

Quote Of The Day

"Old people at weddings were always poking me and saying 'You're Next!'. So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals." --- Anonymous


Occupy Now!




Is That The Smell Of Love In The Air

Best Wishes To Others

· "I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb

· "He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson

· "He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating

· "In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." - Charles, Count Talleyrand

· "He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker

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All You Can Eat Buffet! Or Not.

New Oscar Contender

Find A Lost Pet?



Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Groupon Should Offer This Deal

Deal of the day: Gun instruction & whiskey tasting - $49

Home For Sale

Prime Location, Quality Built Single Level Home:
Features 3 bedrooms, 2 baths and a spacious family room. Oversized garage, private rear yard with citrus and guacamole trees.

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Sunday, January 8, 2012

For The New Year, Read A Book!











Quote Of The Day

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to." - Dorothy Parker

Bumper Stickers





New Products For 2012