Deep Thought

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over?

(apologies to MAC users)

A Short History Of General Motors

The New York Times published a great time line on the history of General Motors. It's a great read. Click the image below to read it.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Said It

When asked "Do you think Rush Limbaugh is in charge of the Republican party these days?"

Schwarzenegger responded: "Well I think that they say that Rush Limbaugh is the 800 lb. gorilla in the Republican Party. But I think that's mean-spirited to say that -- because I think he's down to 650 lbs.

Goat Retires

William Windsor, mascot of England's 1st Battalion, appears at his retirement parade after seven years of UK Army service. The Battalion, known as The Royal Welsh, has had a goat in its ranks for more than 200 years.

For Your Consideration

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Someone Has A Warped Sense Of Humor

Why Is That?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Headline

Bridges help people cross rivers

Suggested Bumper Sticker

I think. Therefore, I drink.

All A-Twitter

A British MP's been charged with claiming moat repairs as an expense.They're having a bitch of a time serving the papers.

Why Can't My Office Be This Fun?

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What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

Who Knew Titter Could Be So Helpful?

I'm so glad my GPS has a bear-warning feature! "Bear to the left." Ok, I won't go that way then! Atlanta has SO MANY bears!

Another Twitter Classic

When airlines say "seat backs in the upright position" or "electronic devices in the off position," it really pisses me in the off position.

Swine Flu?

Italian citizen found to have prosciutto flu. (From Twitter)

All Babies Are Cute

Whomever said that has never seen a a newborn aye-aye, a rare endangered primate found in Madagascar.

Looks Like A Cousin To Yoda. Yada, Perhaps?

A White's Tree Frog perches on the hand of a biologist at the National Zoo in Washington. This frog's skin produces a peptide that can help deter HIV.

Question. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Creek?

He married one too many hens obviously.

The Economy Is So Bad....

That Jimmy Buffet is now hanging out in Malt Liquor-ville.

(Per Jay Leno)

Spotted

Displayed by a panhandler at the Fifth Street on-ramp to the Bay Bridge in San Francisco:

"I'm too ugly to get married - need money 4A hooker."

Overheard

"Usually I'm Victorian, but I get Art Deco when I'm drunk."

Overheard at the Alemany Flea Market

Games For Us When We Get Older

1. Sag, you're It.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket.
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
6. Musical recliners.
7. Simon says something incoherent.
8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.

When I Become Omnipotent This Will Be The Standard Wine Glass

So True........

Seriously, Why?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Bumper Sticker

Love many, trust few.
Always row your own canoe.

Gratuitous Cute Picture Of The Day

You Know You're Getting Old When.....

1. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.

2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go a long.

3. Getting a little action means you don't need fiber today.

4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.

5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!

What Was The #1 Song On The Day You Were Born?

To find out, click the image. Enjoy!

Proving Once Again That Dogs Are Smarter Than Cats

This kitty thinks boxing with air is fun: