Oh, Really??

Last Bus For The Night

Redneck Wedding Etiquette

Livestock is usually a poor choice for a wedding gift.

Its is not okay for the groom to bring a date to a wedding.

When dancing, never remove undergarments, no matter how hot it is.

A bridal veil made of window screen is not only cost effective but also a proven fly deterrent.

For the groom, at least rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create a natty appearance. Though uncomfortable, say yes to socks and shoes for this special occasion.

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(Say it fast three times) : Pastor Peter picked as parish pastor of the year

Songs, Now Available As Graphics

You've Been Warned

And Just How Used Are They?

Your Tax Dollars At Work

Classifieds

Paint shaker, old but in good shape. Tried to hook up to bed frame, didn't work. Paid $300. Best offer or trade for Blow Up Doll.

Paul Lynde Is Funny

Peter Marshall: Paul, in ancient Rome, bakers were required by law to bake something into each loaf of bread. What?
Paul Lynde: A Christian.

Peter Marshall: Glen Campbell recently stated, “Love to me is something you ..." Something you what?
Paul Lynde: Purchase.

Peter Marshall: A woman who is divorced, has a college education, and is nineteen-years-old is more like to have a certain ailment than anybody else. What ailment?
Paul Lynde: The heartbreak of psorriasis.

Peter Marshall: Can chewing gum help prevent a child from catching a cold?
Paul Lynde: No, but I know it’ll plug a runny nose.

Peter Marshall: Paul, true or false. Nylon is stronger than steel?
Paul Lynde: But steel panties don’t turn me on!

Classifieds #1

Would like to trade a 9x13 cake pan for a 13x9 cake pan, call XXX-XXX-XXXX, ask for Tammy

Classifieds #2

Found: Larger white poodle resembling dog

Who Knew?

About Time They Made A Sequel

Be Warned!

Lunch!!

People Write on Walls

Perhaps A Good Idea