War Is Hell. Love Is Grand. (From The Anniversary Announcements)

50th Wedding Anniversary : The couple met when Joan was Thomas' nurse in a veterans hospital in Nurenberg, Germany, where he was wounded in a card game.

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For Sale : Body bag, like new $50

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I bet JESUS would have used HIS turn signals

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Did you know:

>Warren Harding Lost The White House China In A Poker Game

>Gerald & Betty Ford Were Fashion Models

>Ulysses S. Grant Got A Speeding Ticket ... On A Horse

>James A. Garfield Was Ambidextrous (Awesome)

>William Howard Taft Got Stuck In A Bathtub

>John Quincy Adams Regularly Skinny-Dipped In The Potomac

>Thomas Jefferson Had Two Pet Bears

>Martin Van Buren Invented The Phrase "OK"

>Calvin Coolidge Had A Vaseline Fetish

>Chester A. Arthur Was Sharp Dresser and a Night Owl

>Thomas Jefferson Invented A Bunch Of Stuff

>Barack Obama Is A Comic Book Nerd

>Abe Lincoln Won A Wrestling Match

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Christian Fundamentalism: The doctrine that there is an absolutely powerful, infinitely knowledgeable, universe spanning entity that is deeply and personally concerned about my sex life.
— Andrew Lias, author and atheist.

Huh?

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Men should be like Kleenex — soft, strong and disposable.
--Cher

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Dictionary For Sale : Random House on a bridge, Huge 10x14 Never used $35

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Half Price Car Sale : The price you see is half the price you pay

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Happy Birthday??