Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Why? (Part 4)

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

What's another word for thesaurus?

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

What do they use to ship Styrofoam?

When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

"Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted."

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

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