If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
If "Q" were castrated, would he become "O"?
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