David Letterman

A recent online auction offered dinner with Sarah Palin. Proceeds to go to charity. Winning bid was $63,500. Surprisingly, Mr. Letterman had a response:

Questions to ask yourself before spending $63,500 on dinner with Sarah Palin

10. Is tip included?

9. Do my kids really need to go to college?

8. Is it all the moose you can eat?

7. Should I prepare by reading every magazine and newspaper?

6. Does it have to be at the Denny's where Todd works?

5. Should we have dinner in Alaska or Russia?

4. Will she hunt and shoot the main course?

3. 63 grand! That's nearly half of her weekly wardrobe budget! Remember that reference?

2. Is there valet parking for my snowmobile?

1. Will I be done in time to get to the "fire Dave" rally?