Friday, June 26, 2009

More Fun With Paul Lynde

Peter Marshall: Paul, is there such a thing as a female rooster?

Paul Lynde: Yeah, they're the ones who just go "a doodle doo!"


Peter Marshall: Elizabeth Taylor calls it 'the Big One' , What is it?

Paul Lynde: They both look the same to me!



Peter Marshall: Paul,Zsa Zsa Gabor says she never ever swims with her face in the water. Why?

Paul Lynde: It clogs the drain.


Peter Marshall: It is the most abused and neglected part of your body-- what is it?

Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused but it certainly isn't neglected!



Peter Marshall: According to the old song, what's breaking up that old gang of mine?

Paul Lynde: Anita Byant!

No comments: