Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'
Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's ass.'
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