New Revelations About Sarah Palin (Dave Letterman's Top Ten)

10. Thinks Fox New may still declare her and John McCain the winner

9. At her wedding instead of "I do", said, "You betcha!"

8. She and Governor Schwazenegger once exchanged swimsuit competition posing tips.

7. Prepared for campaign by watching "Legally Blonde 2"

6. Thinks "NAFTA" stand for "need Another Fifty Thousand For Accessories"

5. Begins every day by reading a passage from the hilarious Late Show Fun Facts book available everywhere.

4. She's a person of interest in five unsolved snow machine hit-and-runs

3. Abused position as governor to get free appetizers at Anchorage Applebee's

2. Already has a new job as briefcase babe number 12 on "Deal or No Deal"

1. Her secret service code name was "Huh?"