Best Chocolate Chip Cookies

When I become omnipotent, one thing I won't have to worry about improving are chocolate chip cookies. It seems that humanity has pretty much perfected what is the number one cookie in America. A slide show here takes you on a grand tour of the best cookies.

However, it has been suggested that the best cookie recipe is right there on the side of the Toll House chip bag (semi-sweet chips). It was recommended that substituting half butter and half Crisco is the best way to go.

Regardless, I'm willing to conduct taste tests for as long as it takes to find the perfect cookie.