Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Looks Like A Cousin To Yoda. Yada, Perhaps?


A White's Tree Frog perches on the hand of a biologist at the National Zoo in Washington. This frog's skin produces a peptide that can help deter HIV.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Question. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Creek?

He married one too many hens obviously.

The Economy Is So Bad....

That Jimmy Buffet is now hanging out in Malt Liquor-ville.

(Per Jay Leno)

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Spotted

Displayed by a panhandler at the Fifth Street on-ramp to the Bay Bridge in San Francisco:

"I'm too ugly to get married - need money 4A hooker."

Overheard

"Usually I'm Victorian, but I get Art Deco when I'm drunk."

Overheard at the Alemany Flea Market


Monday, May 11, 2009

Games For Us When We Get Older

1. Sag, you're It.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket.
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
6. Musical recliners.
7. Simon says something incoherent.
8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.

When I Become Omnipotent This Will Be The Standard Wine Glass


Saturday, May 9, 2009

So True........

Seriously, Why?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Bumper Sticker

Love many, trust few.
Always row your own canoe.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Gratuitous Cute Picture Of The Day


You Know You're Getting Old When.....

1. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.

2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go a long.

3. Getting a little action means you don't need fiber today.

4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.

5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!

Sunday, May 3, 2009

What Was The #1 Song On The Day You Were Born?

To find out, click the image. Enjoy!



Friday, May 1, 2009

Proving Once Again That Dogs Are Smarter Than Cats

This kitty thinks boxing with air is fun: