You Know You're Getting Old When.....

1. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.

2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go a long.

3. Getting a little action means you don't need fiber today.

4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.

5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!