Deep Thoughts

He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically challenged.

I wonder how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges.

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

You have the right to remain silent...Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.