William Shatner -- "If you wish to give me money, please indicate how much and I'll phone in my performance as soon as I can."
Kevin Costner -- "According to People magazine, I'm not in right now..."
Jim Morrison -- "Hi, I can't come to the phone because I've been dead for thirty years. If you're too stoned to care, leave a message at the tone...."
Prince Charles -- "I'm all ears."
Saturday, February 26, 2011
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