Quotes From Around The Web

Tipper and Al are splitting? Well, you know what they say about guys who have a small carbon footprint.

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If Tipper gets half the internet, I hope she takes Facebook and not Twitter.

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Anybody know what George W. Bush's Twitter account name is? I misremembered it.

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Horrific oil spill, hurricane coming behind it, plague of frogs, economic collapse. All who said, "last guy on Earth", get ready.