Saturday, July 24, 2010
Sunday, July 11, 2010
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
Quotes From Around The Web
Tipper and Al are splitting? Well, you know what they say about guys who have a small carbon footprint.
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If Tipper gets half the internet, I hope she takes Facebook and not Twitter.
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Anybody know what George W. Bush's Twitter account name is? I misremembered it.
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Horrific oil spill, hurricane coming behind it, plague of frogs, economic collapse. All who said, "last guy on Earth", get ready.
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If Tipper gets half the internet, I hope she takes Facebook and not Twitter.
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Anybody know what George W. Bush's Twitter account name is? I misremembered it.
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Horrific oil spill, hurricane coming behind it, plague of frogs, economic collapse. All who said, "last guy on Earth", get ready.
Monday, July 5, 2010
Good Question
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
More Paul Lynde Quotes
Peter Marshall: Karen Valentine made her film debut in a film called “Gidget...” Gidget what?
Paul Lynde: Gidget Gets Morning Sickness.
Peter Marshall: In Greek mythology, what would the god Morpheus do to you while you were asleep?
Paul Lynde: I don’t know, but I got an enchanted hickie.
Peter Marshall: True or false. In Sweden, a person can get an instant divorce?
Paul Lynde: Yes, from poisoned meatballs.
Peter Marshall: After Phyllis Diller’s facelift, she received thousands of letters, mostly asking three questions: did it hurt? How much did it cost? And one other...what?
Paul Lynde: Do your eyes close when you sit down?
Peter Marshall: Eddie Fisher stated, “I’m sorry. I’m sorry for them both.” Who or what was he referring to?
Paul Lynde: His fans.
Peter Marshall: True or false. Ari Onassis gave Jackie $5 million worth of jewelry in their first year of marriage alone?
Paul Lynde: And it didn’t cure her headache.
Peter Marshall: In the movies, who gave the advice, “whistle while you work”?
Paul Lynde: It was either Paul Winchell…or Linda Lovelace.
Paul Lynde: Gidget Gets Morning Sickness.
Peter Marshall: In Greek mythology, what would the god Morpheus do to you while you were asleep?
Paul Lynde: I don’t know, but I got an enchanted hickie.
Peter Marshall: True or false. In Sweden, a person can get an instant divorce?
Paul Lynde: Yes, from poisoned meatballs.
Peter Marshall: After Phyllis Diller’s facelift, she received thousands of letters, mostly asking three questions: did it hurt? How much did it cost? And one other...what?
Paul Lynde: Do your eyes close when you sit down?
Peter Marshall: Eddie Fisher stated, “I’m sorry. I’m sorry for them both.” Who or what was he referring to?
Paul Lynde: His fans.
Peter Marshall: True or false. Ari Onassis gave Jackie $5 million worth of jewelry in their first year of marriage alone?
Paul Lynde: And it didn’t cure her headache.
Peter Marshall: In the movies, who gave the advice, “whistle while you work”?
Paul Lynde: It was either Paul Winchell…or Linda Lovelace.
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