Paul Lynde Quips

Peter Marshall : You're on your first visit to Japan, and you head right for the Kabuki. Why?

Paul Lynde: It was a long plane ride


Peter Marshall : Before a cow will give you any milk, she has to have something very important. What?

Paul Lynde: An engagement ring


and a Charlie Weaver bonus:


Peter Marshall : If you're going to make a parachute jump, you should be at least how high?

Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it!