A Funny

A husband and wife were relaxing at the beach. They noticed a woman who would randomly approach others. After a brief chat she would wander off. But occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of money and something that she carried in her bag. The couple assumed that she was selling drugs and debated calling the cops. But since they didn't know for sure, they decided to just continue watching her.

After a couple of hours the wife said, 'Honey, have you noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices?' He hadn't and said so. Then she said, 'Go to the car and get our big radio. Lay down by the water and see if she comes up to you. Then we can find out what she's really doing.'

Well, the plan went off without a hitch and the wife was almost hopping up and down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband and then leave. The man then walked up the beach and met his wife at the road.

'Well, is she selling drugs?' she asked excitedly.

'No, she's not,' he said, enjoying this probably more than he should have.

'Well, what is it then? What does she do?'

The man grinned and said, 'She's a battery salesperson.'

'Batteries?' cried the wife.

'Yes!' he replied. 'She Sells C Cells by the Seashore!'