Monday, February 20, 2012

Bad News

Quote Of The Day

"Old people at weddings were always poking me and saying 'You're Next!'. So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals." --- Anonymous


Occupy Now!




Is That The Smell Of Love In The Air

Best Wishes To Others

· "I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb

· "He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson

· "He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating

· "In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." - Charles, Count Talleyrand

· "He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker

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Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Groupon Should Offer This Deal

Deal of the day: Gun instruction & whiskey tasting - $49

Home For Sale

Prime Location, Quality Built Single Level Home:
Features 3 bedrooms, 2 baths and a spacious family room. Oversized garage, private rear yard with citrus and guacamole trees.

More New Products For 2012






Sunday, January 8, 2012

For The New Year, Read A Book!











Quote Of The Day

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to." - Dorothy Parker