Quote Of The Day

We are at a moment now when liberalism is poised to have its biggest impact on America since Roosevelt, because the conservative viewpoint has been so thoroughly repudiated by reality.
~ Barney Frank

T-shirt Spotted

Dyslexics are teople poo

Two Little Old Ladies

Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.

The thin one leaned over and said, 'Life is so boring. We never have any fun any more. For $10 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!'

'You're on!' said the other old lady, holding up a $10 bill. The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. The smiling and naked old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd.

'What happened?' asked her waiting friend.

'I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement.'

Bill Maher's New Rule

Now that banks have taken hundreds of billions in taxpayer dollars, they must open another window. And, not to be rude, last month, you were Washington Mutual, and now you're claiming to be J.P. Morgan Chase? Before I give you any more money, you're going to need to show me two forms of I.D.

Headline (Begs The Question "How?")

Scientists warn male infertility can be passed on

T-shirt Spotted #2

5/4ths of people have trouble with fractions

T-shirt Spotted

Strangers have the best candy

Saturday Night Live Tackles The Michael Phelps Pot Smoking Story

Ever Wondered?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'

Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's ass.'

New Classes Being Offered At The Gym

Be Fit! Be Strong! Be Confident!
25% off all classes for new students
TAEKWONDO - 8 classes
Cardio Dick Boxing - 8 classes

News From The Arkansas Courier

Summit Bank Robbed
The suspect is described as a white male in his 20s, 5 foot 8 inces tall, no facial hair and a full set of teeth

3D Street Art

New Uses For Your Cell Phone

Wiley's Dictionary

Eureka - What an Italian wife exclaims upon her husband's return from a garlic festival.