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Quote Of The Day

"I may not lead the most dramatic life, but in my brain it's War and Peace everyday." --- Rufus Wainwright

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The United States : We're #1!

>Assault By Rifle, Shotgun Or Larger Firearm
>Drunk Neighbors
>Death By Reptile
>Car Thefts
>Obesity
>Divorce Rate
>Marriage Rate
>Defense Budget
>Television Viewing
>External Debt (Owed To Other Countries)

If Women Ruled The World (as visualized by a man no doubt)

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Peter Marshall: Now listen carefully, Paul...during the time of the hula hoop, the yo-yo, and Davy Crockett hats, who was in the White House?
Paul Lynde: I'll say the yo-yo!

Peter Marshall: Paul, according to the World Book Encylopedia, what is the main reason dogs pant?
Paul Lynde: Because they can’t talk dirty!

Peter Marshall: Paul, true or false. Occasionally, a bull moose will hear the horn of diesel train and will run to it thinking that it is its lover?
Paul Lynde: And heaven help the conductor!

Peter Marshall: Who are more likely to be romantically responsive. Women under thirty or women over thirty?
Paul Lynde: I don’t have a third choice…?

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Question Of The Day

“Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?” - Ernest Gaines