You've Been Warned

And Just How Used Are They?

Your Tax Dollars At Work

Classifieds

Paint shaker, old but in good shape. Tried to hook up to bed frame, didn't work. Paid $300. Best offer or trade for Blow Up Doll.

Paul Lynde Is Funny

Peter Marshall: Paul, in ancient Rome, bakers were required by law to bake something into each loaf of bread. What?
Paul Lynde: A Christian.

Peter Marshall: Glen Campbell recently stated, “Love to me is something you ..." Something you what?
Paul Lynde: Purchase.

Peter Marshall: A woman who is divorced, has a college education, and is nineteen-years-old is more like to have a certain ailment than anybody else. What ailment?
Paul Lynde: The heartbreak of psorriasis.

Peter Marshall: Can chewing gum help prevent a child from catching a cold?
Paul Lynde: No, but I know it’ll plug a runny nose.

Peter Marshall: Paul, true or false. Nylon is stronger than steel?
Paul Lynde: But steel panties don’t turn me on!

Classifieds #1

Would like to trade a 9x13 cake pan for a 13x9 cake pan, call XXX-XXX-XXXX, ask for Tammy

Classifieds #2

Found: Larger white poodle resembling dog

Who Knew?

About Time They Made A Sequel

Be Warned!

Lunch!!

People Write on Walls

Perhaps A Good Idea

It Was A Cold Day