Sunday, June 20, 2010

Stupid Signs & Snarky Comments


Now you're in trouble!




And just what is he parking?




Most people know it as an HMO.




Pity the San Diego Chicken.




How much must be drunk to make kissing fish fun?




He saves by going to a buffet?




Yes, please do.




And don't stare at the signs.




Why didn't anyone see this coming?




Price cut insanity.




Perhaps the Easter Bunny might want to hide.




Who selects these items?




Best to get it out of the way as soon as possible.




Pray indeed.




Ouch!




But can you return them for a refund?




So how many applicants applied?




They make a cream for that.




But dirty hands are okay.




Can't wait to see it.




Does the Pope know about this?




Seriously? Really?




Better than what BP is offering.



Thank you, but no.




Special deal? For whom, idiots?

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Did You Know....

The Stats on Internet Pornography
Via: Online MBA

Richard Burton In A Letter To Elizabeth Taylor

"One of these days I will wake up--which I think I have done already--and realize to myself that I really do love. I find it very difficult to allow my whole life to rest on the existence of another creature. I find it equally difficult, because of my innate arrogance, to believe in the idea of love. There is no such thing, I say to myself. There is lust, of course, and usage, and jealousy, and desire and spent powers, but no such thing as the idiocy of love. Who invented that concept? I have wracked my shabby brains and can find no answer."

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Dumb Signs





Remember When Cars Were Cool?







Saturday, May 22, 2010

Everywhere A Sign




Video From A Sloth Orphanage In Costa Rica

Meet the sloths from Amphibian Avenger on Vimeo.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Don't ask, Don't tell, Just Dance (click for video)

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Saturday, May 8, 2010

Another Funny

A man was standing on the scale, sucking in his stomach. His boyfriend sarcastically said, "I don't think that's going to help."

"Sure it does," he said. "How else could I see the numbers?"

Friday, May 7, 2010

A Funny

The graveside service just barely finished, when there was a massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance.

The little old man looked at the preacher & calmly said, 'Well . . .. she's there.'

Welcome To Arizona, Have A Nice Day