Full Disclosure

Did You Know?

1) Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

2) The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

3) The cruise liner, QE 2 moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

In Case You Didn't Know.....

Ever Think You're Just Another Face In The Crowd?

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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Good Question

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Eye Test #3

Find the N

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Found Some Great Paul Lynde Quotes...More To Come

Peter Marshall: What is a pullet?

Paul Lynde: A little show of affection...

A Funny

Shirley was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked for a couple of dollars for dinner.

Shirley took out her wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?'

'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman said.

'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' Shirley asked.

'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'

'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?'

'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. 'I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'

'Well,' Shirley said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.'

The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'

Shirley said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.'

Wish I Knew

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to? Taxes?

Strange News

Sandwich happens to be a town in Massachusetts.

Sign On An Irish Port-a-Potty

Quote

I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.
---Paul Lynde

Did You Know....

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.