Story Correction:

In last week's story on the Kelly Senior Center, the building was mistakenly mentioned as having been a Nike shoe factory during the 1940s. The center was a Nikie missle site in the 1940s.

Didja hear????

The economy is so bad that Wendy's has added a new item to their dollar value menu. Wendy

A Published Horoscope

Gemini : Things could turn kinky as Uranus encourages you to explore fetishes and fantasy.

Throne With A View

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Rutland's mayor takes close look at nude dancing

Yummy

On the menu : Pie Alamo

Yesterday I Had A Flat Tire On The Freeway

So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk.

I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike you wouldn't believe!

They are in trench coats, exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.

I started to change my tire, and to my surprise, cars started slowing down looking at my lifelike men. And of course, traffic
started backing up.

Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind me.

He got out of his car and started walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!

"What's going on here?"

"My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.

"Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"

I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him,

"Hello-o-o-o-o-o, those are my emergency flashers!"

2gether 4ever In Deep Space

(From the Huffington Post): The creator of "Star Trek" and his wife will spend eternity together in space. Celestis Inc., a company that specializes in "memorial spaceflights," said Monday that it will ship the remains of Gene Roddenberry and Majel Barrett Roddenberry into space next year.

The couple's cremated remains will be sealed into specially made capsules designed to withstand the rigors of space travel. A rocket-launched spacecraft will carry the capsules, along with digitized tributes from fans. The Roddenberrys' remains _ and the spacecraft _ will travel ever deeper into space and will not return to earth, company spokeswoman Susan Schonfeld said.

After Gene Roddenberry died in 1991, his wife commissioned Celestis to launch a part of his remains into space in 1997. She died Dec. 18, 2008.

Sunday Funny

A husband and wife were shopping in their local WalMart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.

"They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans," he replied.

"Put it back; we can't afford it," demands the wife.

And so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in their basket.

"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.

"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replied the wife.

Her husband retorts: "So does 24 cans of Budweiser and its half the price."

Heard over the PA system: "Cleanup needed on aisle 25, we have a husband down."

7 Great Wonders Of The World

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Quote Of The Day

Perceived smart people are never wrong, just innocent victims of circumstance. -- Danae (Non Sequitur)

When I Become Omnipotent, This Will Not Be Allowed

George W.

Now that the nightmare of George W. Bush is over, I'd like to quote Martin Luther King, Jr:

Free at last,
Free at last,
Thank God Almighty,
I'm free at last.

Proof That God Loves Us

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