-- Alan Woods
Friday, January 9, 2009
When I Become Omnipotent All Freshmen In High School Will Learn This Song
There's a lady who's sure all that glitter is gold.
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
And when she gets there she knows if the store are closed.
With a word she can get what she came for.
There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure.
Cause she know sometimes words have two meanings.
In a tree by the brook there's a song bird who sings sometimes.
All of our thoughts are misgiven.
There's a feeling I get when I look to the west.
And my spirit is crying for leaving.
In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees,
And the voices of those who stand looking.
And it's whispered that soon if we all call the tune.
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
And a new day will dawn for those who stand long.
And the forests will echo with laughter.
And it makes me wonder.
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow don't be alarmed now.
It's just a spring clean for the May-Queen.
Yes there are two paths you can go by.
But in the long run.
There's still time to change the road you're on.
Your head is humming and it won't go - in case you don't know.
The pipers calling you to join him.
Dear lady can you hear the wind blow.
And did you know
your stairway lies on the whispering wind.
And as we wind on down the road.
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all know.
Who shines white light and wants to show.
How everything still turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard
the tune will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all.
To be a rock and not to roll.
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
And when she gets there she knows if the store are closed.
With a word she can get what she came for.
There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure.
Cause she know sometimes words have two meanings.
In a tree by the brook there's a song bird who sings sometimes.
All of our thoughts are misgiven.
There's a feeling I get when I look to the west.
And my spirit is crying for leaving.
In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees,
And the voices of those who stand looking.
And it's whispered that soon if we all call the tune.
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
And a new day will dawn for those who stand long.
And the forests will echo with laughter.
And it makes me wonder.
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow don't be alarmed now.
It's just a spring clean for the May-Queen.
Yes there are two paths you can go by.
But in the long run.
There's still time to change the road you're on.
Your head is humming and it won't go - in case you don't know.
The pipers calling you to join him.
Dear lady can you hear the wind blow.
And did you know
your stairway lies on the whispering wind.
And as we wind on down the road.
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all know.
Who shines white light and wants to show.
How everything still turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard
the tune will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all.
To be a rock and not to roll.
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be afraid to cough.
You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it sho uldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it sho uldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Quote
Indeed, Miss Manners has come to believe that the basic political division in this country is not between liberals and conservatives but between those who believe that they should have a say in the love lives of strangers and those who do not. --- Judith Martin (Miss Manners)
Monday, January 5, 2009
Police Log
A woman in Oak Trail Shores reported a snake in her house. Everyone is out of the house except for her husband and he is on the toilet.
A Reflection On New Years Eve
On New Year's Eve, a young lady stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready for the new year. "At the stroke of midnight" she said, "I want EVERY husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living."
Well, it was kind of embarrassing.
As the clock struck - the bartender was almost crushed to death.
Well, it was kind of embarrassing.
As the clock struck - the bartender was almost crushed to death.
Sunday, January 4, 2009
Saturday, January 3, 2009
04/29/2009 - Mark Your Calendar
That is expected to be the date when the one millionth English word will be created. Learn more by clicking here.
Bushisms (Or "Will We Really Miss Him When He's Gone?")
"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." _ September 2000, explaining his energy policies at an event in Michigan.
"Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?" _ January 2000, during a campaign event in South Carolina.
"They misunderestimated the compassion of our country. I think they misunderestimated the will and determination of the commander in chief, too." _ Sept. 26, 2001, in Langley, Va. Bush was referring to the terrorists who carried out the Sept. 11 attacks.
"There's no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind, that we will fail." _ Oct. 4, 2001, in Washington. Bush was remarking on a back-to-work plan after the terrorist attacks.
"It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber." _ April 10, 2002, at the White House, as Bush urged Senate passage of a broad ban on cloning.
"I want to thank the dozens of welfare-to-work stories, the actual examples of people who made the firm and solemn commitment to work hard to embetter themselves." _ April 18, 2002, at the White House.
"There's an old saying in Tennessee _ I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee _ that says, fool me once, shame on _ shame on you. Fool me _ you can't get fooled again." _ Sept. 17, 2002, in Nashville, Tenn.
"Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?" _ January 2000, during a campaign event in South Carolina.
"They misunderestimated the compassion of our country. I think they misunderestimated the will and determination of the commander in chief, too." _ Sept. 26, 2001, in Langley, Va. Bush was referring to the terrorists who carried out the Sept. 11 attacks.
"There's no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind, that we will fail." _ Oct. 4, 2001, in Washington. Bush was remarking on a back-to-work plan after the terrorist attacks.
"It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber." _ April 10, 2002, at the White House, as Bush urged Senate passage of a broad ban on cloning.
"I want to thank the dozens of welfare-to-work stories, the actual examples of people who made the firm and solemn commitment to work hard to embetter themselves." _ April 18, 2002, at the White House.
"There's an old saying in Tennessee _ I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee _ that says, fool me once, shame on _ shame on you. Fool me _ you can't get fooled again." _ Sept. 17, 2002, in Nashville, Tenn.
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