Every so often an idea comes along that rings with such clarity and purpose that it ignites the imaginations of millions of people. Click the picture to learn more.
Monday, November 10, 2008
Seperation Of Corporation And State
Every so often an idea comes along that rings with such clarity and purpose that it ignites the imaginations of millions of people. Click the picture to learn more.
Saturday, November 8, 2008
Common Sense Solutions To Everyday Problems
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about the tooth ache.
Sometimes we Just Need to Remember What The Rules of Life Really Are...
You need only two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Never pass up an opportunity to pee.
If You Woke up Breathing, Congratulations! You have another chance!
And Finally. Be Really Good To Your Family and Friends. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.
Friday, November 7, 2008
New Revelations About Sarah Palin (Dave Letterman's Top Ten)
10. Thinks Fox New may still declare her and John McCain the winner
9. At her wedding instead of "I do", said, "You betcha!"
8. She and Governor Schwazenegger once exchanged swimsuit competition posing tips.
7. Prepared for campaign by watching "Legally Blonde 2"
6. Thinks "NAFTA" stand for "need Another Fifty Thousand For Accessories"
5. Begins every day by reading a passage from the hilarious Late Show Fun Facts book available everywhere.
4. She's a person of interest in five unsolved snow machine hit-and-runs
3. Abused position as governor to get free appetizers at Anchorage Applebee's
2. Already has a new job as briefcase babe number 12 on "Deal or No Deal"
1. Her secret service code name was "Huh?"
9. At her wedding instead of "I do", said, "You betcha!"
8. She and Governor Schwazenegger once exchanged swimsuit competition posing tips.
7. Prepared for campaign by watching "Legally Blonde 2"
6. Thinks "NAFTA" stand for "need Another Fifty Thousand For Accessories"
5. Begins every day by reading a passage from the hilarious Late Show Fun Facts book available everywhere.
4. She's a person of interest in five unsolved snow machine hit-and-runs
3. Abused position as governor to get free appetizers at Anchorage Applebee's
2. Already has a new job as briefcase babe number 12 on "Deal or No Deal"
1. Her secret service code name was "Huh?"
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Police Log
Theft: A woman in the 1900 block of 129th Lane Northeast reported Oct 15 that someone must have stolen her mail, because she did not receive birthday cards from some of her friends
Pizza Recipe
Garlic, olive oil base, mozzarella, gorgonzola, roasted red peppers, spinach, parmesan sausage, man nuts
Some Strange Animal Facts
Blue whale babies weigh up to 7 tonnes at birth.
A female cod can lay up to 9 million eggs.
Snakes can see through their eyelids.
Elephants spend 23 hours a day eating.
Vultures sometimes eat so much they can't take off again.
The Amazon 'Jesus Christ lizard' can run across water.
The biggest Antarctic inland animal is a wingless fly measuring about 60 mm long.
Fleas can jump up to 30 cm, twenty times their own body length.
Bluebottle flies can smell meat from distances 7 km away.
Many birds migrate, but the Arctic tern travels furthest. It flies from the Arctic to the Antarctic, and back again, a trip of 32,000 kilometers.
Some animals can regrow parts of their bodies if damaged. Starfish can grow new 'arms.' Slow-worms can regrow broken-off tails. Lizards can grow new tails.
One golden poison-dart frog could kill up to 1500 people with its poison.
The giant squid has the largest eyes of any animal. They can be 39 cm across, which is 16 times wider than a human eye.
The peregrine falcon can spot its prey from more than 8 km away.
The sleepiest mammals are armadillos, sloths and opossums. They spend 80 per cent of their lives sleeping or dozing.
A mayfly only lives one day, but a tortoise can expect to live 100 years.
A female cod can lay up to 9 million eggs.
Snakes can see through their eyelids.
Elephants spend 23 hours a day eating.
Vultures sometimes eat so much they can't take off again.
The Amazon 'Jesus Christ lizard' can run across water.
The biggest Antarctic inland animal is a wingless fly measuring about 60 mm long.
Fleas can jump up to 30 cm, twenty times their own body length.
Bluebottle flies can smell meat from distances 7 km away.
Many birds migrate, but the Arctic tern travels furthest. It flies from the Arctic to the Antarctic, and back again, a trip of 32,000 kilometers.
Some animals can regrow parts of their bodies if damaged. Starfish can grow new 'arms.' Slow-worms can regrow broken-off tails. Lizards can grow new tails.
One golden poison-dart frog could kill up to 1500 people with its poison.
The giant squid has the largest eyes of any animal. They can be 39 cm across, which is 16 times wider than a human eye.
The peregrine falcon can spot its prey from more than 8 km away.
The sleepiest mammals are armadillos, sloths and opossums. They spend 80 per cent of their lives sleeping or dozing.
A mayfly only lives one day, but a tortoise can expect to live 100 years.
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