Friday, November 7, 2008

And Now, Some Good Advice

New Revelations About Sarah Palin (Dave Letterman's Top Ten)

10. Thinks Fox New may still declare her and John McCain the winner

9. At her wedding instead of "I do", said, "You betcha!"

8. She and Governor Schwazenegger once exchanged swimsuit competition posing tips.

7. Prepared for campaign by watching "Legally Blonde 2"

6. Thinks "NAFTA" stand for "need Another Fifty Thousand For Accessories"

5. Begins every day by reading a passage from the hilarious Late Show Fun Facts book available everywhere.

4. She's a person of interest in five unsolved snow machine hit-and-runs

3. Abused position as governor to get free appetizers at Anchorage Applebee's

2. Already has a new job as briefcase babe number 12 on "Deal or No Deal"

1. Her secret service code name was "Huh?"

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Police Log

Theft: A woman in the 1900 block of 129th Lane Northeast reported Oct 15 that someone must have stolen her mail, because she did not receive birthday cards from some of her friends

Pizza Recipe

Garlic, olive oil base, mozzarella, gorgonzola, roasted red peppers, spinach, parmesan sausage, man nuts

A Little Over The Top But I Like It


Some Strange Animal Facts

Blue whale babies weigh up to 7 tonnes at birth.

A female cod can lay up to 9 million eggs.

Snakes can see through their eyelids.

Elephants spend 23 hours a day eating.

Vultures sometimes eat so much they can't take off again.

The Amazon 'Jesus Christ lizard' can run across water.

The biggest Antarctic inland animal is a wingless fly measuring about 60 mm long.

Fleas can jump up to 30 cm, twenty times their own body length.

Bluebottle flies can smell meat from distances 7 km away.

Many birds migrate, but the Arctic tern travels furthest. It flies from the Arctic to the Antarctic, and back again, a trip of 32,000 kilometers.

Some animals can regrow parts of their bodies if damaged. Starfish can grow new 'arms.' Slow-worms can regrow broken-off tails. Lizards can grow new tails.

One golden poison-dart frog could kill up to 1500 people with its poison.

The giant squid has the largest eyes of any animal. They can be 39 cm across, which is 16 times wider than a human eye.

The peregrine falcon can spot its prey from more than 8 km away.

The sleepiest mammals are armadillos, sloths and opossums. They spend 80 per cent of their lives sleeping or dozing.

A mayfly only lives one day, but a tortoise can expect to live 100 years.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Great Pictures From Election Day 2008

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Monday, November 3, 2008

Was There Ever Any Doubt?


Wiley's Dictionary

Geronimo: The new patron saint of Wall Street

Sunday, November 2, 2008

McCain Needs To Be Worried

An Expert Confirms The Likelihood That McCain Will Win The Election


One More From Honest Abe

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

News Report

Headline : Moose Accident

Story : A Camden man hit a moose just up the road from Bullwinkle's Restaurant.

Newspaper Classified

Afghan Hound: male, 6 years old, very good poet. $400 obo.