Thursday, December 15, 2011
Saturday, December 3, 2011
Quote Of The Day
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
Waiting For Mr. Right
"You can wait for the right guy to come along - but in the meantime you can have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." - Cher
Thursday, November 10, 2011
Quote Of The Day
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." -- Clarence Darrow
Monday, October 31, 2011
Quote Of The Day #2
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
Quote Of The Day #3
"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).
Sunday, October 23, 2011
Friday, October 14, 2011
Thursday, September 29, 2011
Daily Quote
The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is. --- Winston Churchill
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Friday, September 9, 2011
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Creative Answers To Driving Test
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people, I do."
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "Hello" if he/she is cute.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be a $@#!head all day long.
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people, I do."
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "Hello" if he/she is cute.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be a $@#!head all day long.
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