Friday, December 17, 2010
George Carlin Quote
"Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean
them?"
them?"
Man On The Street Interview
What is the secret to your successful marriage? "We put family first and never keep lethal weapons in the house."
Deep Thoughts
>Back Up My Hard Drive? How do I Put it in Reverse?
>I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
>When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
>I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
>When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
George Carlin
"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose."
Redneck Etiquette
Never take a beer to a job interview or ask if they press charges.
Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
Always say "Excuse me" after getting sick in someone else's car.
It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.
Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it's considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.
The socially refined never fish coins out of public toilets, especially
if other people are around.
Always provide an alibi to the police for family members.
Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
Always say "Excuse me" after getting sick in someone else's car.
It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.
Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it's considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.
The socially refined never fish coins out of public toilets, especially
if other people are around.
Always provide an alibi to the police for family members.
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Redneck Entertaining in Your Home
A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.
Do not allow the dog to eat at the table . . . no matter how good his manners are.
If your dog falls in love with a guest's leg, have the decency to leave them alone for a few minutes.
Do not allow the dog to eat at the table . . . no matter how good his manners are.
If your dog falls in love with a guest's leg, have the decency to leave them alone for a few minutes.
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