Fun Facts

The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm.
It takes food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).
The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Men reading this are probably still busy checking their thumbs....

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Love Makes You Say Funny Things

In an email to his mistress, Mark Sanford wondered how they will ever “put the Genie back in the bottle.”

In the sort of Freudian slip that must be shared, Maria protests in Spanglish: “I don’t want to put the genius back in the bottle.”

More Fun With Paul Lynde

Peter Marshall: Paul, is there such a thing as a female rooster?

Paul Lynde: Yeah, they're the ones who just go "a doodle doo!"


Peter Marshall: Elizabeth Taylor calls it 'the Big One' , What is it?

Paul Lynde: They both look the same to me!



Peter Marshall: Paul,Zsa Zsa Gabor says she never ever swims with her face in the water. Why?

Paul Lynde: It clogs the drain.


Peter Marshall: It is the most abused and neglected part of your body-- what is it?

Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused but it certainly isn't neglected!



Peter Marshall: According to the old song, what's breaking up that old gang of mine?

Paul Lynde: Anita Byant!

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Did You Know?

1) Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

2) The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

3) The cruise liner, QE 2 moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

In Case You Didn't Know.....

Ever Think You're Just Another Face In The Crowd?

Hmmmmmmmmm

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Good Question

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Eye Test #3

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Found Some Great Paul Lynde Quotes...More To Come

Peter Marshall: What is a pullet?

Paul Lynde: A little show of affection...

A Funny

Shirley was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked for a couple of dollars for dinner.

Shirley took out her wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?'

'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman said.

'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' Shirley asked.

'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'

'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?'

'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. 'I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'

'Well,' Shirley said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.'

The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'

Shirley said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.'

Wish I Knew

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to? Taxes?

Strange News

Sandwich happens to be a town in Massachusetts.

Sign On An Irish Port-a-Potty

Quote

I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.
---Paul Lynde

Did You Know....

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

Audrey Hepburn

Last year, longtime Hollywood photographer Bob Willoughby quietly posted some of his unpublished photos of Audrey Hepburn. Click on the picture to view more.

I Make A Good "Best Friend"

Eye Test 2

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Say What?

Why?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

And why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Could This Be Real?

Found it on the web but there were no details.

Holder Of The Guinness World Record For “The Most Multifunctional Penknife”

It has 112 functions and costs $1,400. Made by Wenger, crafters of genuine Swiss Army knives since 1893, it uses stainless steel for all parts and is hand-assembled by just two cutlery specialists in Switzerland, ensuring that every knife meets exacting standards. It has seven blades, three types of pliers, three golf tools (club face cleaner, shoe spike wrench, and divot repair tool), 25 flat- and Phillips-head screwdrivers and bits, saws, wrenches, and more. It also has a bicycle chain rivet setter, signal whistle, 12/20-gauge shotgun choke tube tool, combination fish scaler, hook disgorger, and line guide tool, cigar-cutting scissors, laser pointer, tire-tread gauge, toothpick, tweezers, and key ring. 3 1/4″ L x 8 3/4″ W. (2 3/4 lbs.)

I Love You, You Love Me. We'll Be Friends For All Eternity.

Eye Test

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Cute Video Of The Day

Quoted

"Money doesn't buy you happiness. It buys you a big enough yacht to sail right up to it."
--- Johnny Depp

The Republican Party On Sale?

Quoted

"I think Dick Cheney supports gay marriage because he sees it as a form of torture."
--- Craig Ferguson

Have It Your Way

Two Burger Kings in Memphis put up these signs. When asked, they confirmed it was the official position of Burger King.