Just An Observation

As the average American grows larger in size have you noticed that the supersize items at Costco seem more normal these days? Yes, I do want a 5 gallon bucket of mayo. In fact, I'll take two!

I Miss My Hometown

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Demorats' plan boosts funds for education

When I Become Omnipotent

I'll update my blog more often.

How To Avoid Swine Flu

DON'T DO THIS!

Glow In The Dark Puppy

An international team of scientists has created the world's first transgenic dog — that is, the first cloned dog with genetic information from another species. In the case of Ruppy the Beagle (above), the foreign gene is from sea anemones, which produce a red glow under fluorescent light. LOOK AT HOW ADORABLE THAT DOG IS. Now little kids all over the world can have the best night-light ever.

Fly The Friendly Skies

Here's a video of a Southwest Airlines flight attendant preparing his passengers for their flight to Oklahoma City -

Police Log

8:36AM Report of unresponsive man at Malden Casket Company

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Native American Students Well Endowed

LOOK! Up In The Sky! It's A Bionic Penguin!

T-Shirt Spotted

Cow Tipping : It's udder chaos

Earth Day Can Be Funny

To watch a collection of funny videos, click on the image.

10 Coolest Cities In The United States You've Never Heard Of

To learn more, click here.

"Sound Of Music" Train Station Dance

Learn more about it here.

Taxes Stink

And there have been some very strange taxes over the years. Click the image below to see a list that will both entertain and annoy you.

When I Become Omnipotent

There will no longer be a Friday the 13th. Whenever the 13th falls on a Friday, I'll simply extend Saturday the 14th to 48 hours. Thus giving an extra day off to anyone who doesn't work on Saturdays. You're welcome.

These Are The Men Who Keep You Safe

Some of America's finest soldiers in Iraq had a little time on their hands:

Quote Of The Day

From Molly Ivans commenting on an unnamed politician:

"If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day."

Smoke Pot, Cure Cancer

Some interesting research on the effects of smoking marijuana and certain brain tumors. Click the image to learn more.

Wiley's Dictionary

Dumbbell - Nickname for Pavlov's favorite dog.